{"product_id":"im-not-lazy-energy-conservation-sloth-shirt","title":"I'm Not Lazy Energy Conservation Sloth Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eNot lazy. Strategically conserving energy for things that actually matter. There is a profound difference between doing nothing and choosing not to waste energy on the wrong things — and this sloth understands that at a cellular level. Science calls it efficiency. Your boss calls it a performance issue. The sloth calls it Thursday.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is for everyone who has ever had to explain their rest schedule to someone who simply doesn't get it. The people whose energy is selective, intentional, and extremely well-allocated. The ones who know that doing less of the wrong things is just as powerful as doing more of the right ones.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou're not lazy. You're optimized. The sloth figured this out millions of years ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6.1 oz heavyweight garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit with tubular knit construction — no side seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching for long-lasting durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed finish — gets softer and better with every wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple colors, sizes S–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gift for the most strategically unbothered person you know\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":40766632099969,"sku":"57238220388494764052","price":42.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":40766632132737,"sku":"23017847982503873577","price":42.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":40766632165505,"sku":"19550024611790060182","price":42.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":40766632198273,"sku":"26261764954173327707","price":42.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":40766632231041,"sku":"27837658116605896247","price":42.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":40766632263809,"sku":"30424284854014876449","price":42.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":40766632296577,"sku":"14257851651741134180","price":42.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":40766632329345,"sku":"10350768084994798634","price":42.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":40766632362113,"sku":"10446919254078084003","price":42.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":40766632394881,"sku":"11174986121903387252","price":42.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":40766632427649,"sku":"17265799185286708542","price":42.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":40766632460417,"sku":"16725205315349707676","price":42.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":40766632493185,"sku":"25974322834598795626","price":42.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":40766632525953,"sku":"13177319789328314864","price":42.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":40766632558721,"sku":"36563099770348394444","price":42.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":40766632591489,"sku":"91241113660894710591","price":42.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":40766632624257,"sku":"20600362772458036379","price":42.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":40766632657025,"sku":"59060645277816434789","price":42.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":40766632689793,"sku":"24374214598808456734","price":44.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":40766632722561,"sku":"16449601882086353016","price":44.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":40766632755329,"sku":"10973379569399823833","price":44.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":40766632788097,"sku":"32977550155824046248","price":44.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":40766632820865,"sku":"30716213070996536333","price":44.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":40766632853633,"sku":"12144878939645254547","price":44.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":40766632886401,"sku":"16828047627176918133","price":45.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":40766632919169,"sku":"21714081430836583616","price":45.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":40766632951937,"sku":"16384175890590656884","price":45.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":40766632984705,"sku":"13810224731405689015","price":45.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":40766633017473,"sku":"20488994498837814385","price":45.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":40766633050241,"sku":"51332491086361395837","price":45.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 3XL","offer_id":40766633083009,"sku":"16440453413265288240","price":46.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":40766633115777,"sku":"14787649582774005944","price":46.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 3XL","offer_id":40766633148545,"sku":"25354339459381182177","price":46.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":40766633181313,"sku":"26490387326975585161","price":46.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":40766633214081,"sku":"80709102935422687119","price":46.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":40766633246849,"sku":"84156136793329384297","price":46.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0599\/5714\/9825\/files\/i-m-not-lazy-energy-conservation-sloth-shirt-navy-blue-8d9d707f-9559-4790-b485-7fa520e80bdc.webp?v=1780082601","url":"https:\/\/www.kaverii-tees.com\/products\/im-not-lazy-energy-conservation-sloth-shirt","provider":"Kaverii Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}