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Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong T-Shirt

Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong T-Shirt

$29.99 USD
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Color: Bay
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Garment Details

  • Comfort Colors 1717
  • 6.1 oz heavyweight fabric
  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Sizes S–4XL
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Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong T-Shirt
$29.99
Premium Heavyweight CottonPremium Heavyweight Cotton
Responsive Customer SupportResponsive Customer Support
Ships to Canada & U.SShips to Canada & U.S
Description

A very reasonable compromise.

Not a morning person. Not trying to be. Just trying to make it to 9am without incident. Coffee isn't a habit — it's a peace agreement. This tee is for the honest ones: the people who will absolutely not apologize for needing caffeine before interacting with the world. Society should thank coffee. We all do.

Made from 6.1 oz ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton, garment-dyed in washed tones that look good at any hour. Even before coffee.

  • 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a worn-in feel
  • Relaxed unisex fit — comfortable from the first wear
  • Available S–3XL in a range of Comfort Colors washes
  • Printed with soft, durable inks that hold up wash after wash

Keep the peace. Grab yours.

Washing Instructions

Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F) with similar colors

Do not bleach

Tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry

Iron on low heat if needed

Do not dry clean

Shipping & Returns

Shipping
Shipping options and estimated delivery times are shown at checkout. Orders are made to order, and tracking is sent when your order ships.

Returns and Order Issues
Please review our published refund policy for eligibility before sending anything back. Items generally need to be unworn, unused, and in their original condition. If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us promptly so we can help.

Born in Tokyo. Designed for the Streets.

Every design starts with hours of research into Japanese art, street style, and symbolism. Nothing here is generic — each piece is an original graphic you won't find anywhere else.

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Built to Outlast the Wash, Not Just the Season.

Made with Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton for lasting comfort and a relaxed unisex fit.

You're Not Just a Customer. You're the Crew.

Real support from real people. Questions about sizing, delivery, or an order? Contact us and we’ll help. If an item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, let us know promptly so we can make it right.

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FAQs

What sizes do you offer?

All tees are available in sizes S to 4XL with a relaxed unisex fit. Please use the size chart near the product options for detailed measurements.

How long does shipping take?

Each tee is made to order. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipment. Estimated delivery after shipment:

  • 🇨🇦 Canada — typically 3–5 business days
  • 🇺🇸 United States — typically 5–7 business days
  • 🌍 International — typically 7–14 business days

Tracking is emailed when your order ships. Carrier delays can occur.

What materials are your products made of?

Our tees use the Comfort Colors 1717 garment: 6.1 oz heavyweight, 100% ring-spun cotton with a relaxed unisex fit.

What is your return policy?

Contact us within 30 days of delivery if you need help with an order. Return eligibility follows our published refund policy, and items generally must be unworn, unused, and in their original condition. Damaged, defective, or incorrect items should be reported promptly.