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Coffee first. Human later. Maybe.
Before the first cup, this cat is barely a person — more of a vibe with claws. Conversation, decisions, and basic civility all wait until the mug is empty. For everyone who needs caffeine just to qualify as functional in the morning.
Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed ringspun cotton with that broken-in, lived-in feel from the first wear.
- 100% garment-dyed ringspun cotton, 6.1 oz heavyweight
- Relaxed unisex fit — size up for the oversized streetwear look
- Soft-hand print that won't crack, fade, or peel
- Pre-shrunk and color-locked so it stays true wash after wash
Pour it. Then we'll talk about being human.
Washing Instructions
Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F) with similar colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry
Iron on low heat if needed
Do not dry clean
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