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New game. Hardest difficulty. No respawns.
Becoming a dad is the one campaign you can't pause — endless side quests, surprise boss fights at 2am, and a co-op partner who can't talk yet. This tee celebrates the player who hit "start" on fatherhood and never looked back, grinding XP one diaper, one bedtime, one tiny victory at a time.
Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz garment-dyed ringspun cotton that's soft from the first wear and only gets better with age.
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz ringspun cotton with that lived-in, vintage feel
- Garment-dyed color that stays rich wash after wash
- Relaxed unisex fit — true to size, built for everyday wear
- Retro-gaming graphic with soft-hand print that won't crack or peel
Gift it to the new dad who just started the best level of his life.
Washing Instructions
Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F) with similar colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry
Iron on low heat if needed
Do not dry clean
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