
Clothing Size Chart
All items are unisex, pre-shrunk, and follow US/EU sizing (not Asian sizing).
For a true-to-size fit, order your usual size.
For an oversized fit, size up by one.
T-Shirt Size Chart
Please note there may be a manual measurement error of 1–3 cm.

How we measure:
-
Length: From the highest point next to the neckline straight down to the bottom hem.
-
Chest: Shirt laid flat; measure from one armpit to the other with the fabric smooth.
-
Sleeve: From the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve, keeping the sleeve straight and flat.
Secure Checkout
Fast ShippingDescription
It's not stealing. It's a tax. A sacred institution. A time-honored tradition that every dad has been enforcing since the very first family dinner. A bite of your fries. A sip of your drink. The last piece of pizza that somehow has his name on it. This isn't up for debate — it never has been.
The Dad Tax is real, it's legitimate, and this shirt makes it official. Whether you're the one collecting or the one being taxed — this tee hits. Perfect Father's Day gift, birthday present, or just a way to document what's already happening at every meal in your house.
Get it for the dad who takes his cut every single time — and has absolutely no regrets about it.
- 6.1 oz heavyweight garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton
- Relaxed fit with tubular knit construction — no side seams
- Double-needle stitching for long-lasting durability
- Garment-dyed finish — gets softer and better with every wash
- Available in multiple colors, sizes S–3XL
- Perfect Father's Day or birthday gift
Washing Instructions
Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F) with similar colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry
Iron on low heat if needed
Do not dry clean
Shipping & Returns
Free Shipping
Enjoy free shipping on all orders over $75. No code needed — the discount is applied automatically at checkout.
Easy 30-Day Returns
We want you to love what you ordered. If you're not completely satisfied, we accept returns within 30 days of delivery — no hassle, no stress.
Return Conditions
To be eligible for a return, items must be:
- Unworn and unused
- In their original packaging
- In the same condition as received
If your return meets these conditions, simply reach out to our support team and we'll guide you through the process.