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It's not stealing. It's a tax. A sacred institution. A time-honored tradition that every dad has been enforcing since the very first family dinner. A bite of your fries. A sip of your drink. The last piece of pizza that somehow has his name on it. This isn't up for debate — it never has been.
The Dad Tax is real, it's legitimate, and this shirt makes it official. Whether you're the one collecting or the one being taxed — this tee hits. Perfect Father's Day gift, birthday present, or just a way to document what's already happening at every meal in your house.
Get it for the dad who takes his cut every single time — and has absolutely no regrets about it.
- 6.1 oz heavyweight garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton
- Relaxed fit with tubular knit construction — no side seams
- Double-needle stitching for long-lasting durability
- Garment-dyed finish — gets softer and better with every wash
- Available in multiple colors, sizes S–3XL
- Perfect Father's Day or birthday gift
Washing Instructions
Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F) with similar colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry
Iron on low heat if needed
Do not dry clean
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Born in Tokyo. Designed for the Streets.
Every design starts with hours of research into Japanese art, street style, and symbolism. Nothing here is generic — each piece is an original graphic you won't find anywhere else.
Built to Outlast the Wash, Not Just the Season.
Made with Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton for lasting comfort and a relaxed unisex fit.
You're Not Just a Customer. You're the Crew.
Real support from real people. Questions about sizing, delivery, or an order? Contact us and we’ll help. If an item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, let us know promptly so we can make it right.