
Clothing Size Chart
All items are unisex, pre-shrunk, and follow US/EU sizing (not Asian sizing).
For a true-to-size fit, order your usual size.
For an oversized fit, size up by one.
T-Shirt Size Chart
Please note there may be a manual measurement error of 1–3 cm.

How we measure:
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Length: From the highest point next to the neckline straight down to the bottom hem.
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Chest: Shirt laid flat; measure from one armpit to the other with the fabric smooth.
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Sleeve: From the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve, keeping the sleeve straight and flat.
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No stress. No rush. No drama. Just floating through life like the world's most unbothered, most beloved, most universally respected animal — and honestly? Living the absolute dream. The capybara doesn't overthink it. Doesn't spiral. Doesn't worry about what everyone else is doing. It just vibes, and everything works out perfectly.
This shirt is for the person who has genuinely mastered the art of going with the flow. The one who doesn't get pulled into other people's urgency. The one whose energy is so calm it makes everyone around them calmer too. That person needs this tee.
Wear it with confidence. Wear it with zero explanation. The capybara doesn't explain itself either.
- 6.1 oz heavyweight garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton
- Relaxed fit with tubular knit construction — no side seams
- Double-needle stitching for long-lasting durability
- Garment-dyed finish — gets softer and better with every wash
- Available in multiple colors, sizes S–3XL
- Perfect gift for the most unbothered person you know
Washing Instructions
Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F) with similar colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry
Iron on low heat if needed
Do not dry clean
Shipping & Returns
Free Shipping
Enjoy free shipping on all orders over $75. No code needed — the discount is applied automatically at checkout.
Easy 30-Day Returns
We want you to love what you ordered. If you're not completely satisfied, we accept returns within 30 days of delivery — no hassle, no stress.
Return Conditions
To be eligible for a return, items must be:
- Unworn and unused
- In their original packaging
- In the same condition as received
If your return meets these conditions, simply reach out to our support team and we'll guide you through the process.