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All items are unisex, pre-shrunk, and follow US/EU sizing (not Asian sizing).
For a true-to-size fit, order your usual size.
For an oversized fit, size up by one.
T-Shirt Size Chart
Please note there may be a manual measurement error of 1–3 cm.

How we measure:
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Length: From the highest point next to the neckline straight down to the bottom hem.
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Chest: Shirt laid flat; measure from one armpit to the other with the fabric smooth.
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Sleeve: From the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve, keeping the sleeve straight and flat.
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Trained in the ancient arts. Also deeply, personally, spiritually committed to a good bowl of ramen. This sloth took one look at the samurai lifestyle and said — yeah, but what if we added noodles? And honestly? That was the right call. The most inspired decision in the history of both martial arts and Japanese cuisine.
This shirt is for the person who takes their training seriously and their ramen even more seriously. The one who knows that discipline and comfort food are not mutually exclusive. The one who fights hard, eats harder, and naps whenever the opportunity presents itself.
Life is too short for bad ramen and unnecessary urgency. This sloth figured that out way before the rest of us.
- 6.1 oz heavyweight garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton
- Relaxed fit with tubular knit construction — no side seams
- Double-needle stitching for long-lasting durability
- Garment-dyed finish — gets softer and better with every wash
- Available in multiple colors, sizes S–3XL
- Great gift for ramen lovers, sloth fans, and anyone who does both
Washing Instructions
Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F) with similar colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry
Iron on low heat if needed
Do not dry clean
Shipping & Returns
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Enjoy free shipping on all orders over $75. No code needed — the discount is applied automatically at checkout.
Easy 30-Day Returns
We want you to love what you ordered. If you're not completely satisfied, we accept returns within 30 days of delivery — no hassle, no stress.
Return Conditions
To be eligible for a return, items must be:
- Unworn and unused
- In their original packaging
- In the same condition as received
If your return meets these conditions, simply reach out to our support team and we'll guide you through the process.