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Trained in the ancient arts. Also deeply, personally, spiritually committed to a good bowl of ramen. This sloth took one look at the samurai lifestyle and said — yeah, but what if we added noodles? And honestly? That was the right call. The most inspired decision in the history of both martial arts and Japanese cuisine.
This shirt is for the person who takes their training seriously and their ramen even more seriously. The one who knows that discipline and comfort food are not mutually exclusive. The one who fights hard, eats harder, and naps whenever the opportunity presents itself.
Life is too short for bad ramen and unnecessary urgency. This sloth figured that out way before the rest of us.
- 6.1 oz heavyweight garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton
- Relaxed fit with tubular knit construction — no side seams
- Double-needle stitching for long-lasting durability
- Garment-dyed finish — gets softer and better with every wash
- Available in multiple colors, sizes S–3XL
- Great gift for ramen lovers, sloth fans, and anyone who does both
Washing Instructions
Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F) with similar colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry
Iron on low heat if needed
Do not dry clean
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Born in Tokyo. Designed for the Streets.
Every design starts with hours of research into Japanese art, street style, and symbolism. Nothing here is generic — each piece is an original graphic you won't find anywhere else.
Built to Outlast the Wash, Not Just the Season.
Made with Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton for lasting comfort and a relaxed unisex fit.
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