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Professionally overstimulated. Certified by every open-plan office, group chat notification, and social obligation you didn't ask for.
The Professionally Overstimulated Burnout Humor Graphic Tee is for the person who has maxed out every input channel and is currently running on reserves they didn't know they had. It's not a breakdown — it's a throughput issue. You can only process so much before the system slows down, and pretending otherwise is exactly how you end up in a parking lot wondering how you got there.
This tee takes something genuinely exhausting and gives it the dignity of a job title. You're not struggling — you're professionally managing an extremely high volume of stimuli with limited bandwidth. That's a skill set. A hard one. This shirt acknowledges it without sugarcoating it, which is the most honest thing a graphic tee has ever done.
For the burnout survivors, the sensory-sensitive, the people who need a day of absolute nothing to recover from a day of everything. Soft enough to wear on the recovery day. Specific enough to make exactly the right people feel deeply seen.
Washing Instructions
Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F) with similar colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry
Iron on low heat if needed
Do not dry clean
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Born in Tokyo. Designed for the Streets.
Every design starts with hours of research into Japanese art, street style, and symbolism. Nothing here is generic — each piece is an original graphic you won't find anywhere else.
Built to Outlast the Wash, Not Just the Season.
Made with Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton for lasting comfort and a relaxed unisex fit.
You're Not Just a Customer. You're the Crew.
Real support from real people. Questions about sizing, delivery, or an order? Contact us and we’ll help. If an item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, let us know promptly so we can make it right.