Clothing Size Chart
All items are unisex, pre-shrunk, and follow US/EU sizing (not Asian sizing).
For a true-to-size fit, order your usual size.
For an oversized fit, size up by one.
T-Shirt Size Chart
Please note there may be a manual measurement error of 1–3 cm.
How we measure:
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Length: From the highest point next to the neckline straight down to the bottom hem.
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Chest: Shirt laid flat; measure from one armpit to the other with the fabric smooth.
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Sleeve: From the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve, keeping the sleeve straight and flat.
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Professionally overthinking. Since always. Certified by no one. Completely accurate.
The Professionally Overthinking Japanese Koi T-Shirt is for the person whose brain simply will not stop. You've analyzed the conversation from last week. You've mapped out seventeen potential outcomes of the email you haven't sent yet. You've run the scenario three more times just to be sure. This isn't a problem — it's a skill set. A poorly-branded one, but still.
The koi graphic adds the layer this kind of shirt needs: the koi moves through turbulent water with a kind of determined calm. It doesn't stop swimming because the current is complicated. It adjusts and keeps going. Which is exactly what you do, just internally, at 2am, while everyone else is asleep.
For the overthinkers, the planners, the people who need to be told it's okay to feel things deeply and think about them thoroughly. It is. This shirt confirms it. Soft, comfortable, and the exact kind of humour that lands for people who recognize themselves in it immediately — which is the best kind.
Washing Instructions
Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F) with similar colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry
Iron on low heat if needed
Do not dry clean
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We want you to love what you ordered. If you're not completely satisfied, we accept returns within 30 days of delivery — no hassle, no stress.
Return Conditions
To be eligible for a return, items must be:
- Unworn and unused
- In their original packaging
- In the same condition as received
If your return meets these conditions, simply reach out to our support team and we'll guide you through the process.
Born in Tokyo, Crafted for Enthusiasts.
Our designs are not generic; they are a celebration. Each piece is inspired by hours spent on the mountain passes and city streets of Japan, capturing the genuine spirit of JDM and drift culture. When you wear our gear, you're not just wearing a graphic; you're representing an unparalleled legacy.
Drift-Proof Quality. Street-Ready Style.
We don't believe in disposables. Our t-shirts are made from heavy-gauge, durable cotton blends designed to withstand the track and the washing machine. We use advanced screen-printing techniques that keep the colors vibrant and the details sharp, so your favorite shirt remains your favorite shirt.
Join the Club. Join the Legacy.
You are not just a customer; you are part of a global collective of automotive enthusiasts who appreciate precision, speed, and style. We are committed to fostering this community. When you order from us, you get responsive, personalized customer service and a guarantee that we stand by every piece we create. We live this culture, and we treat you like a fellow member.