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Professionally overthinking. Since always. Certified by no one. Completely accurate.
The Professionally Overthinking Japanese Koi T-Shirt is for the person whose brain simply will not stop. You've analyzed the conversation from last week. You've mapped out seventeen potential outcomes of the email you haven't sent yet. You've run the scenario three more times just to be sure. This isn't a problem — it's a skill set. A poorly-branded one, but still.
The koi graphic adds the layer this kind of shirt needs: the koi moves through turbulent water with a kind of determined calm. It doesn't stop swimming because the current is complicated. It adjusts and keeps going. Which is exactly what you do, just internally, at 2am, while everyone else is asleep.
For the overthinkers, the planners, the people who need to be told it's okay to feel things deeply and think about them thoroughly. It is. This shirt confirms it. Soft, comfortable, and the exact kind of humour that lands for people who recognize themselves in it immediately — which is the best kind.
Washing Instructions
Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F) with similar colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry
Iron on low heat if needed
Do not dry clean
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Born in Tokyo. Designed for the Streets.
Every design starts with hours of research into Japanese art, street style, and symbolism. Nothing here is generic — each piece is an original graphic you won't find anywhere else.
Built to Outlast the Wash, Not Just the Season.
Made with Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton for lasting comfort and a relaxed unisex fit.
You're Not Just a Customer. You're the Crew.
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