
Clothing Size Chart
All items are unisex, pre-shrunk, and follow US/EU sizing (not Asian sizing).
For a true-to-size fit, order your usual size.
For an oversized fit, size up by one.
T-Shirt Size Chart
Please note there may be a manual measurement error of 1–3 cm.

How we measure:
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Length: From the highest point next to the neckline straight down to the bottom hem.
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Chest: Shirt laid flat; measure from one armpit to the other with the fabric smooth.
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Sleeve: From the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve, keeping the sleeve straight and flat.
Premium Heavyweight Cotton
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Promotion accepted. No raise. Best job he'll ever have.
Nobody hands you a manual the day you become a dad. One moment you're you — the next you're someone's entire world, learning on the job with zero notice and infinite overtime. This one's for the rookie who showed up anyway, traded sleep for something far better, and quietly started crushing the most important role of his life.
Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz garment-dyed ringspun cotton that's soft from the first wear and only gets better with age.
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz ringspun cotton with that lived-in, vintage feel
- Garment-dyed color that stays rich wash after wash
- Relaxed unisex fit — true to size, built for everyday wear
- Soft-hand print that won't crack or peel
Give the new dad the promotion he actually wanted.
Washing Instructions
Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F) with similar colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry
Iron on low heat if needed
Do not dry clean
Shipping & Returns
Free Shipping
Enjoy free shipping on all orders over $75. No code needed — the discount is applied automatically at checkout.
Easy 30-Day Returns
We want you to love what you ordered. If you're not completely satisfied, we accept returns within 30 days of delivery — no hassle, no stress.
Return Conditions
To be eligible for a return, items must be:
- Unworn and unused
- In their original packaging
- In the same condition as received
If your return meets these conditions, simply reach out to our support team and we'll guide you through the process.