
Clothing Size Chart
All items are unisex, pre-shrunk, and follow US/EU sizing (not Asian sizing).
For a true-to-size fit, order your usual size.
For an oversized fit, size up by one.
T-Shirt Size Chart
Please note there may be a manual measurement error of 1–3 cm.

How we measure:
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Length: From the highest point next to the neckline straight down to the bottom hem.
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Chest: Shirt laid flat; measure from one armpit to the other with the fabric smooth.
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Sleeve: From the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve, keeping the sleeve straight and flat.
Garment-Dyed All Day Comfort
Premium Heavyweight Cotton
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Rooted but unbothered. Present but unavailable.
Cats invented the art of being completely there and completely above it. This one perches in a bonsai garden, watching the chaos with the serene detachment of someone who already decided none of it is their problem. For the person who shows up, holds their ground, and lets the drama roll right off.
Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed ringspun cotton with that broken-in, lived-in feel from the first wear.
- 100% garment-dyed ringspun cotton, 6.1 oz heavyweight
- Relaxed unisex fit — size up for the oversized streetwear look
- Soft-hand print that won't crack, fade, or peel
- Pre-shrunk and color-locked so it stays true wash after wash
Stay planted. Stay unbothered. The cat would approve.
Washing Instructions
Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F) with similar colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry
Iron on low heat if needed
Do not dry clean
Shipping & Returns
Free Shipping
Enjoy free shipping on all orders over $75. No code needed — the discount is applied automatically at checkout.
Easy 30-Day Returns
We want you to love what you ordered. If you're not completely satisfied, we accept returns within 30 days of delivery — no hassle, no stress.
Return Conditions
To be eligible for a return, items must be:
- Unworn and unused
- In their original packaging
- In the same condition as received
If your return meets these conditions, simply reach out to our support team and we'll guide you through the process.