
Clothing Size Chart
All items are unisex, pre-shrunk, and follow US/EU sizing (not Asian sizing).
For a true-to-size fit, order your usual size.
For an oversized fit, size up by one.
T-Shirt Size Chart
Please note there may be a manual measurement error of 1–3 cm.

How we measure:
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Length: From the highest point next to the neckline straight down to the bottom hem.
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Chest: Shirt laid flat; measure from one armpit to the other with the fabric smooth.
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Sleeve: From the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve, keeping the sleeve straight and flat.
Garment-Dyed All Day Comfort
Premium Heavyweight Cotton
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Your out of office reply didn't cover today. Or yesterday. Or most of next week, honestly.
This one's for the quietly unavailable. The people who keep their phone on silent, their plans flexible, and their personal space non-negotiable. "Silently Out of Office" isn't just funny — it's a lifestyle. You're here. You're just... not really here.
Crafted from 6.1 oz ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton, garment-dyed in washed tones that feel like they were already broken in. The kind of shirt you wear when you want to say something without saying anything.
- 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a worn-in feel
- Relaxed unisex fit — comfortable from the first wear
- Available S–3XL in a range of Comfort Colors washes
- Printed with soft, durable inks that hold up wash after wash
Make your out-of-office status permanent. Grab yours.
Washing Instructions
Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F) with similar colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry
Iron on low heat if needed
Do not dry clean
Shipping & Returns
Free Shipping
Enjoy free shipping on all orders over $75. No code needed — the discount is applied automatically at checkout.
Easy 30-Day Returns
We want you to love what you ordered. If you're not completely satisfied, we accept returns within 30 days of delivery — no hassle, no stress.
Return Conditions
To be eligible for a return, items must be:
- Unworn and unused
- In their original packaging
- In the same condition as received
If your return meets these conditions, simply reach out to our support team and we'll guide you through the process.