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Your out of office reply didn't cover today. Or yesterday. Or most of next week, honestly.
This one's for the quietly unavailable. The people who keep their phone on silent, their plans flexible, and their personal space non-negotiable. "Silently Out of Office" isn't just funny — it's a lifestyle. You're here. You're just... not really here.
Crafted from 6.1 oz ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton, garment-dyed in washed tones that feel like they were already broken in. The kind of shirt you wear when you want to say something without saying anything.
- 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a worn-in feel
- Relaxed unisex fit — comfortable from the first wear
- Available S–3XL in a range of Comfort Colors washes
- Printed with soft, durable inks that hold up wash after wash
Make your out-of-office status permanent. Grab yours.
Washing Instructions
Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F) with similar colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry
Iron on low heat if needed
Do not dry clean
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
Shipping options and estimated delivery times are shown at checkout. Orders are made to order, and tracking is sent when your order ships.
Returns and Order Issues
Please review our published refund policy for eligibility before sending anything back. Items generally need to be unworn, unused, and in their original condition. If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us promptly so we can help.
Born in Tokyo. Designed for the Streets.
Every design starts with hours of research into Japanese art, street style, and symbolism. Nothing here is generic — each piece is an original graphic you won't find anywhere else.
Built to Outlast the Wash, Not Just the Season.
Made with Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton for lasting comfort and a relaxed unisex fit.
You're Not Just a Customer. You're the Crew.
Real support from real people. Questions about sizing, delivery, or an order? Contact us and we’ll help. If an item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, let us know promptly so we can make it right.