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Founding member. Sole member. No meetings — obviously.
The Social Battery Preservation Society has one rule: protect the charge. Leave early, cancel guilt-free, recharge in silence. This tee is the official uniform.
Printed on 6.1 oz ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton, garment-dyed, sizes S–3XL.
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, durable and soft
- Garment-dyed for lived-in color
- Relaxed unisex fit for maximum recharge comfort
- Battery graphic with clean introvert-humor design
Preserve the battery. Wear the proof.
Washing Instructions
Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F) with similar colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry
Iron on low heat if needed
Do not dry clean
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
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Returns and Order Issues
Please review our published refund policy for eligibility before sending anything back. Items generally need to be unworn, unused, and in their original condition. If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us promptly so we can help.
Born in Tokyo. Designed for the Streets.
Every design starts with hours of research into Japanese art, street style, and symbolism. Nothing here is generic — each piece is an original graphic you won't find anywhere else.
Built to Outlast the Wash, Not Just the Season.
Made with Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton for lasting comfort and a relaxed unisex fit.
You're Not Just a Customer. You're the Crew.
Real support from real people. Questions about sizing, delivery, or an order? Contact us and we’ll help. If an item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, let us know promptly so we can make it right.