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Wrapped in exhaustion. Preserved by caffeine.
Five thousand years old or just parenting on four hours of sleep — hard to tell the difference. This mummy runs entirely on coffee, and honestly, so do you.
Printed on 6.1 oz ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton, garment-dyed, sizes S–3XL.
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton for daily survival
- Garment-dyed for rich, worn-in tones
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Tired mummy graphic with playful coffee-humor energy
Still standing. Barely. Coffee helps.
Washing Instructions
Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F) with similar colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry
Iron on low heat if needed
Do not dry clean
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