
Clothing Size Chart
All items are unisex, pre-shrunk, and follow US/EU sizing (not Asian sizing).
For a true-to-size fit, order your usual size.
For an oversized fit, size up by one.
T-Shirt Size Chart
Please note there may be a manual measurement error of 1–3 cm.

How we measure:
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Length: From the highest point next to the neckline straight down to the bottom hem.
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Chest: Shirt laid flat; measure from one armpit to the other with the fabric smooth.
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Sleeve: From the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve, keeping the sleeve straight and flat.
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The dragon had things to do. The dragon chose a nap instead. Respect.
The Too Tired to Breathe Fire Sleeping Dragon T-Shirt is for the person who is fully aware of what they're capable of — and is currently choosing not to deploy it. Not because they can't. Because the couch is right there and the couch is excellent and the fire can wait until tomorrow, honestly.
Dragons in Japanese mythology aren't just powerful. They're ancient. They've been around long enough to know what's worth the energy and what absolutely isn't. Breathing fire at everything is exhausting and inefficient. Sleeping and conserving is actually the move. This shirt gets that. This shirt is that.
For the over-committed, the burned out, the effortlessly capable person who just needs everybody to leave them alone for approximately one afternoon. A soft, comfortable graphic tee that gives you full permission to be the sleeping dragon today. You can be the breathing fire one tomorrow.
Washing Instructions
Machine wash cold (30°C / 86°F) with similar colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry on low heat or lay flat to dry
Iron on low heat if needed
Do not dry clean
Shipping & Returns
Free Shipping
Enjoy free shipping on all orders over $75. No code needed — the discount is applied automatically at checkout.
Easy 30-Day Returns
We want you to love what you ordered. If you're not completely satisfied, we accept returns within 30 days of delivery — no hassle, no stress.
Return Conditions
To be eligible for a return, items must be:
- Unworn and unused
- In their original packaging
- In the same condition as received
If your return meets these conditions, simply reach out to our support team and we'll guide you through the process.